September 2010
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An Observation
essdogg:
Two days ago, a man with an amazing life story and an exceedingly generous and philanthropic spirit has the misfortune of dying on a Segway. The jokes fly.
Today, a comedian who made a point of telling people not to take him too seriously died of an apparently accidental overdose. In place of jokes, we get deep introspection.
I don’t wish to tell anybody how to grieve or insinuate...
I saw Greg Giraldo less than 2 weeks ago.
His stand-up is brilliant, and his ability to take everyday common themes like obese children and America’s obsession with food and make them laughable to those of us who are guilty as charged, was one of his greatest assets.
Funny people are often suffering somewhere deeper inside and sometimes comedy is enough to fix it.
Sometimes it only makes it worse.
It sucks how the straws are...
girlredacted asked: Okay, legit mom question.
This is our first winter here in Alaska.
I know I have to get boots for my 11 year old so that he can trudge to the bus stop and get around on the ice and all....
So what kind of boots do I get him that are both functional and cool enough that he won't get made fun of/get his ass beat. It's hard enough here already being from GA, he's...
This is our first winter here in Alaska.
I know I have to get boots for my 11 year old so that he can trudge to the bus stop and get around on the ice and all....
So what kind of boots do I get him that are both functional and cool enough that he won't get made fun of/get his ass beat. It's hard enough here already being from GA, he's...
Every time I start to question everything I know.
I remember my grandma, who passed when I was 17 of Ovarian cancer, (after also having breast, and uterine cancer); and her last will and testament,
She left me her fake water breast because as she put it “You weren’t born with your own, so the least I can do is give you some of mine”
(she was highly endowed, and while I got her freckles and her sense of humor, the boobs...
Teen Mom.
I can honestly say I think that the majority of these girls have done a very good job of keeping their shit together.
I do however think Amber needs to be sterilized.
Maybe some food reduction for Gary.
(My .02 as an addict).
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Kiss with a Fist //: Florence & The...
Truthful Tuesday
I’m writing this from the toilet at my gym where I’ve just ran 5 miles and as soon as the woman next to me leaves because she’s making horrible pooping noises and I can’t bear to make eye contact; I’m going to go back in and run 4 more.
I’m going to lose weight people.
Mark. My. Words.
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I need more people to follow.
If you feel that I am missing someone. Be it your or your well versed in sonnets Kitteh, give me an askhole nod, or let me know. My dashboard is lonesome. No this does NOT mean I have too much time on my hands thankyouverymuchforyourunwantedopinion.
You know the friend.
The one who only wants anything to do with you when it’s their world that is falling apart and they rely on the strength you don’t really have either to pull them through their dark times, but heaven forbid you ever try and rely on them for anything because they can’t be bothered with you if it means returning the favor or caring about someone besides themselves?
I guess I mean...
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I just looked at the photo I posted last night.
And my boobs are lopsided.
It’s no wonder I can’t do anything right.
MY BOOBS ARE LOPSIDED.
Lopsided is a funny word.
ungeziefer asked: Do you consider Kentucky to be in the Midwest or South? I live in Illinois but also have lived in the south (Texas) and always thought of KY as being in "the south." Although, I have met some Kentuckians who insist to me that it's actually in the Midwest. (Some regional maps include it, but most don't)
As someone who lives there, but also has broader outside...
As someone who lives there, but also has broader outside...
“If God had an honest face
A troubled expression would be watching the human...”
– -Dave Matthews.
Somedays I just don’t believe people are capable of certain things,
I GOT CONFIRMATION
There is still a Tweet-Up in Nashville Tomorrow at the Wild Horse.
I will be there as long as my kids don’t chew through these straps.
Just kidding.
I’m using wire this time.
All are welcome.
“Come as you are”.
(Little Justin Bieber, I mean Kurt Cobain for you there.)
Nashville Tweet-up?
Is this still a thing?
Someone let me know.
I need to secure a sitter for my baybays.
And lose like 345 pounds.
KTHXBAI
Let it be known to be said:
There are 83 messages in my askhole.
It’s a little sore.
And there’s a good chance I will never be able to filter through all of them and tell you all personally what I should say. So let me just answer them all right now with one post
Thank you
Thank you. No she’s not single.
I appreciate that.
I never have, but might be willing if you brought along a friend. Or some...
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Truthful Tuesday
I know what I need to do.
I know what I should do.
I know what I will ultimately have to do.
But none of those things are even close to what I WANT to do.
I’ll be 29 in 4 minutes.
Are you ready for it???
I’m not.
Anonymous asked: You will probably think this is nasty, but it isnt. The only reason I follow u on twitter and here is cuz ur life makes mine seem good. Also, you shouldnt post so many photos of you, cuz u are not attractive, i am sorry, but you are not. You only moan and think you are clever. You are not. Honestly u come across as white trash, most people think so but follow you cuz its like car crash telly....
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Truthful Tuesday
I went to the junk doctor today and when he asked me if I had any questions about my “vagina” it took all I had not to ask him if he thought I should try and flip it due to lack of interest in inhabiting it, or just wait until a rebound in the economy.
Instead I said “Nope. No questions today”
(and that is how my seriously deranged thought process works. Good day)
The year was 1999.
The song was None of Yo...
