How bout those free iPads.
It takes a minimal amount of money to look this cheap.
1. What is it about long hair that makes men shudder when you mention cutting it. It’s too long it hurts my head I can’t even function when I eat because hair everywhere. But I won’t cut it because someone said they liked it long and what a man wants he usually gets because I’m an idiot. Long hair sort of kinda care.
2. Day 3 with no phone no computer no car and I’m pretty much Amish already. Fetch the buggy Josiah we’re going to the booby club.
3. I’m supposed to be heading to the airport to go to Sasquatch this weekend but oh right no ticket no car no music in my face and weed brownies that turn me into Snow White, sleeping for 5 hours and waking up surrounded by little men. The world needs me at music festivals. Don’t question it just accept it.
4. I wish there was a thing that existed that allowed you to touch people and live their life for 1 day. I think we’d all appreciate the little things even more. Everyone has problems, this is where I put mine. I share what I want when I want and I have zero shame except for that boob picture because cheese and rice Ruth that shit is not okay.
5. I’ll be at the beach this weekend with the kids which is just the break I néed. The ocean fixes everything except open cuts. those burn like the sick comebacks I make on Facebook.
Smells like Lou dog inside the van.