sarc.

I am a 30 year old mother with 4 successful, yet equally disgusting vaginal births to my credentials, and despite giving birth in my teens I neglected to sell my baby, I mean story, to MTV. I use to have all 10 episodes of Friends on DVD but I just sold them in a relatively successful eBay auction and offered free shipping which tells you a lot about my personal belief system. I look really good photoshopped and in the dark and my kids say my best quality is when I am not around. I volunteer my spare time on Social Media Studies where I study the reactions of what people think of all the dumb things I have to say. I am not a vegan but I am friends with a girl who has a tomato plant and I always slow down so my kids can say "LOOK! A COW!" when we drive past a large open field. I enjoy long walks from my couch to the fridge, spending time pretending I don't have a family and reading the classics. The classics is what I call Teen Vogue. I am almost graduated from online college and when I finish I would like to forget that I owe $15,000 in student loans and head down that weird patch of dead grass behind the mall and wait to apply for a job with the traveling carnival. I am a photographer in my spare time, which just means I bought an expensive SLR camera once and forced my friends to pose while I took their pictures, and I've also traveled the world. (it's just America). If I win I am going to do whatever I can to put hurricane machines in the cafeteria, and have Taco Bell catered in at lunch time.
If you remember one thing I have to say on this blog it should be this: You can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. You can spend every minute of every day giving everything you have to making them know how much they are worth, but in the end it is only their willingness to change that can carry them over that threshold.  I’m not saying don’t give them time.  Just make sure you don’t give them so much time that you don’t have any left to save yourself. 

If you remember one thing I have to say on this blog it should be this:

You can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. You can spend every minute of every day giving everything you have to making them know how much they are worth, but in the end it is only their willingness to change that can carry them over that threshold. 

I’m not saying don’t give them time. 

Just make sure you don’t give them so much time that you don’t have any left to save yourself. 

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  5. misterprankster said: I feel better just giving people nachos. They seem to like nachos. Nachos. Thoughts?